It's Bathroom Time, Every Time!

Anyone who knows me at least fairly well also knows that I won't eat anything unless there's a bathroom within 10 minutes or so from my location.  About 80% of the time after eating, I also must use the restroom, and my stomach can get quite upset.  What does this mean for me when I travel?  Well, it means that I do not eat while I am out.  At all.

I left at 9AM this morning and didn't get back till around 6PM.  I was out on an occasionally strenuous hike, and the last food I had was at 7AM.  I was perfectly fine not eating during that period of time.  In fact, I was happy, since I didn't need to worry about stomach issue.  I could actually enjoy my surroundings without wondering when that next stomach rumble would lead to an uncontrollable need to use a bathroom.  

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But my behavior does give rise to social tension.  Why is the rest of the group eating, and I am not?  Why am I being rude by not joining in the consumption of nutrition?  Why does the guide have to offer me food repeatedly, only to have me refuse it?  Today, everyone assumed I was a picky eater and joked about it.  In a sense, they were correct; I'm not picky about what I eat, but when and where.

Don't worry, though.  I more than make up for it during my nighttime gluttony sessions.